| Annnnd I'm back! |
[Jun. 30th, 2007|10:28 am] |
Some weird stuff happen...
Why do I smell flowery?
Why do I have cheesey pick-up lines floating in my head?
Why do I feel violated?
Why is my bill exceptionally high this month? When did I order all these roses, sensual items, and other romantic products? o.0
I'm confuzzled~!! |
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| Oh My Lords! |
[Jun. 30th, 2007|10:25 am] |
Tell me, Dark God! Why have you given me such innocent beauties! They're so tempting! And yet...they don't fall for my charms! Instead, they give me these pure looks... they're as white as the purest paper... If I corrupt them, the black ink I drip will... it will destroy the innocent's beauty!!!
Oh My Lords!! I CURSE THEE!!! |
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[Jun. 24th, 2007|11:54 am] |
Good evening, my lovelies... *winks, flowers flow about* What can I do to 'satisfy' you tonight?
*gestures to the to the dinner table with romantic candles, then to the rose-scattered bed* Take your pick... *holds out roses to all* I'm ready for you all~! |
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| Huh? My Childhood is all a blur... |
[May. 4th, 2007|11:09 pm] |
It feels like I was a little kid... but then, now I'm not o.o
*hugs his porings* HELLO!!
Porings: *squees! hops around him happily*
I wikes bagwels!! ...BAGELS! |
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| MWOMMY!!! |
[Apr. 24th, 2007|05:13 pm] |
Waahh!! Waaahh!! *cwies* I cwan't fwind mai mwommy wor mai wittle bwothew!! Rwolf!! Rwolf!! *cwies* Whewr hwave u gwone??
When I went 2 mai hwouse...I swaw a weally wold lwady thewr...and shwe stawed wat mwe and scawed mwe *snwiffles* Mai mwommy wisn't wold! Shwe wisn't!! *cwies*
Wand thwose powins won't stwop fwollowing mwe!! |
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| Mai Cwoz R Big (My Clothes Are Big) |
[Apr. 21st, 2007|04:46 pm] |
*sniffles* I...I saw a BWIIIGGG porin... ;_; i-it wantd to eet me!! T__T A-and... mai gween pjs r missin... Waaah! I gots awmoor... A-and... Thewr r thish bwiiigg boxu of BAGWELS!! *cwies* I no likes bagwels...
T-T Whewr ish Volke...? I mish him... *cwies and suffers in cwoner*
(OOC: Need a translation of that...? He's replacing 'r' with 'w' and adding 'w' in places that are not needed... I hope its understandable...) |
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| NakedQuiz! |
[Mar. 20th, 2007|09:10 pm] |
hehe. I giggle back at you ike :D
!!! I'd throw myself at Volkey? Wouldn't that hurt? and...why is my name on your butt? |
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| SMILE |
[Mar. 20th, 2007|08:57 pm] |
HELLO EVERYBODY~!!! *gives hugs to EVERYONE!*
^_________^ I hope you're all oh-so-very-happy!! Cause I'm flippin poringlicious! :D
No depression! No frowns! If you do, I'll make you suffer this song... *points at the Barney song and the If You Were Gay (I actually like it...)song*
Oh...and if anyone is missing anything...it's not my fault...it's the porings' fault... they steal everything... T.T Don't blame me! |
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| I got out of my hole again... |
[Mar. 10th, 2007|09:37 pm] |
I fell again and couldn't find my journal... (In truth, my comp formatted and I don't remember the website...until my dear friend sent it to me to show me her post)
YES!!! YES!!! I KNEW IT!!! I'm going to marry Volke!!! VOLKE!! MARRY ME NOW!!!
o_____o... Captain...Kieren...? I never thought... |
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| So...very...bored... |
[Dec. 18th, 2006|07:12 am] |
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...Happy bagels aren't going to help me now! *strikes a pose* I must do what I can to get out of this horrible feeling! This feeling of drowsiness...of unhappiness...of...of... BOREDOM!! *turns on the music and runs around* WAGH!! WAAAAAGH!! *climbs up the wall somehow* ... *sits there and sighs* Anyone have any suggestions? *actually looks normal for once* |
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| Yucky taste, peaceful mind |
[Dec. 4th, 2006|06:03 pm] |
Why do I have this strange flowery taste in my mouth? There's a lot of mint mixed in there too... I smell very pretty too... how come?
Hm? I feel as though I have lost my virginity... hmm... *shrugs* must be my imagination... Oh! Volke! I have this adorable picture of me hugging you ^_^
I don't when that happened, but I'm so happy!! *squees like a fan girl* V-volke... I hope that...well... I want to hug you and actually remember it... These past few days are a blur... I don't know what happened. |
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| Love for all! |
[Nov. 25th, 2006|07:53 pm] |
Oh! The sun shimmers with such beauty that it shines upon everyone! *holds out a hand to Tibarn* Even to you!
*dances, flowers flowing around him, a rose in his mouth* My darlings! Let us forget our sorrows and dance and love! *goes over to Volke and kisses his hand* Volke... *stares at him intently, the real Oscar appearing for a moment* ...would you... *is back to the personality changed Oscar* satisfy my sexual urges?
(OOC: . . .) |
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| hello, my darlings<3 |
[Nov. 23rd, 2006|08:51 pm] |
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Oh dear, oh my! What a wonderful day today is! *eyes sparkle with prettiness*
Hello my oh-so-adorable porings! *hugs one poring lovingly and looks unusually pretty* As always, cute and pink <3
Porings: o.o ...
[filtered to self] this CAN'T be OUR master! This master is...too handsome!!
Oh? My darling Volke! *walks over to Volke, flowers flowing around Oscar* My lovely...how are you faring? *kisses Volke's hand gently* The angels themselves must be jealous of your beauty... *holds Volke closely* No matter... I shall slay all who opposes my darling! |
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[Nov. 8th, 2006|10:35 am] |
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...I'm NOT a pedophile!! *glomps his porings* -.-
OH~! VOLKEY!! *sniffles* I love you too :3 |
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| ...I tripped... |
[Nov. 8th, 2006|10:16 am] |
*dirt and grass is written along side the ink writing*
I was walking happily down the sidewalk and didn't see a giant pot hole there! IT APPEARED LIKE MAGIC!! I SWEAR!! I fell in...and sent my porings for help... How long have I been in that hole? I can't remember... How old am I?? What year is this?! *eats tons on happy bagels with the dirt on his hands* T____T
I'm not in a happy place... Where is my Volkey? T-T |
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| CaptainSquinty ish sad... |
[Sep. 26th, 2006|09:02 pm] |
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*sniffle* ...T-today...I went on my everyday walk...with my porings to the park... A-and...one of my porings... Pink-Poo-Ploo...H-he...He hopped so happily... I didn't think...I didn't know that... I didn't... NOOOOOOOOO~!!!!!!!!
PINK-POO-PLOO~!!!!! WHY??!?!?!?! WHY DID HE GO NEAR THAT TREE?!?!?! Those squirrels...those vicious creatures...T-they...
*cries* WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH~!!!
Porings: T-T |
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| I COULD WEAR PANTS!! |
[Sep. 23rd, 2006|08:15 pm] |
*pats himself* ^___^ *phew* I'm a man again!! *stares at the clothes he wore when he was a 'girl' and places it in the deepest part of his closet*
Porings: >:D *evil cuteness*
Yes my porings...Daddy is back!! *huggles his cute, multi-colored blobs* |
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| I'm feeling strange... |
[Sep. 20th, 2006|03:44 pm] |
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http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b208/redsnow_akayuki/IMG_0002-2.jpg
(For those who haven't seen what I drew 'female Oscar' as...)
Over the five days I have been a girl...I have never felt so calm and...giggly! Teehee! I think this one guy is soooo cute~!! But...You know...it will never work out, teehee! Ah, right, Volkey looks so adorable! Doesn't 'she'? I have never noticed how manly some of the people here are...and how beautiful the girls are too!
Oh! How rude of me! *giggles* Would you like some tea? |
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| Why do I have boobs? |
[Sep. 16th, 2006|09:37 am] |
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I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty! And happy! And GAAA--- Oh! Hi there ^^
I think...I ate a bad bagel this morning >_< I feel heavy! *falls forward* Ouchies! >_< My armor won't fit me! My voice sounds feminime! A-and... *giggles* I feel pretty! *dances* |
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| Hiya! I'm Captain Squinty! |
[Sep. 12th, 2006|07:33 pm] |
Nice to meet you all! Okay! ...What do I do in this thing? Do I...scribble in it? *draws a little bunny* hahaha! BUNNY! *draws a poring* Come to me...MY PORING ARMY!
*ahem* Now then... I went to the park to walk my poring army (they had their new little leashes on...it was so cute! <33 ) but this kid decided to PET one of my porings...and in return, my poring bit off his arm. What a good poring... But then the people at the park thought I was going to take over the world and ran off screaming.
I swear! I wasn't going to take over the world today!! I'm not prepared to yet...I need more porings...
Here's a picture of my little baby...isn't he cute?
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